Just got told by a co-worker....and Bama Fan..... that a booster he knows called him minutes ago to tell him that  Michigan is loading up the Brinks truck for the Dark Lord himself. 

And that Satan is taking his road act back up North. 

To good to be true if you ask me but whoever the guy is he talked to was apparently very convincing because my friend is PISSSSED!! He was in full melt down mode cussing Saban for being greedy and a traitor and a quitter and everything else you would expect to hear from your typical Turd fan.

I checked ESPN and there is no chatter around Saban and Michigan but I thought I might as well throw this out there and see if I can spark a mass suicide at the very least.