FanPost

For A Mature Audience Only

"Jeez. Your maturity is just oozing through the computer. Grow up, bud"

- whduncan, CaM Fan who commented on my last narrative about Auburn Sports.

You guys asked for maturity. You're gonna get it because you can't always get what you want, but you get what you need...

In 1973, Stence Wilkerson from Yipsilanti, MI, walked on to Auburn's football team as a linebacker under head coach, Shug Jordan. While Stence barely made a foot print in the sand while playing at Auburn, Wilkerson went on to become a prominent porn star in Ukraine.

When interviewed about his status in the industry, Stence replied that the core strength he developed while playing football at Auburn highly contributed to his status as a porn star. His story is widely known around the world, but by few in the Auburn landscape.

Personally, I'm embarrassed to know that a male porn star attended Auburn. Auburn is an institution that stands for integrity, excellence, and hard-work. I don't know how much integrity or excellence Stence brought to Auburn, but I guess he figured he embodied "hard-work" in his illustrious career as a male porn star.

~Eyes without a Face

We're all just trying to have a good time here. Don't be a jerk, and we won't have a problem with you. War Eagle!

In This FanPost

Teams

Trending Discussions