Football season is finally over. Never thought I'd say that.
In this week’s UCB, I do my best to avoid taking cheap shots at Alabama fans while still making the point that they are impossible to argue with. Also, I’m fully aware of the proper use of "you’re." Read on.
I told y'all last week I was amenable to posting YouTube videos in lieu of meaningful commentary. Just to show you I'm a lady of my word, this week's Undercover Barner is a little bit of a cop out.
I doubt you'll find an insult to hurl at us that will even have any effect. We're basically bulletproof.
With that fun loss to A&M, I am now reasonably certain that we are all on the same miserable page: It's bad. Really bad. I don't want to talk about it anymore bad. So let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming: making fun of Bammers.
We survived the 70s, right? So, we can survive anything. This week's Undercover Barner revisits those magical feelings only the Hogs can bring out in Auburn fans.
This week, I break down a few of the other matchups during Auburn's bye week with scientific exactness the likes of which this world has never seen. Actually, I don't do that at all. But I do make fun of Bammers who smell, so there's that.
During the last few seconds of Saturday’s loss to Mississippi State, I didn’t hear a little red-headed boy screaming encouragement at Auburn. I didn’t even scream encouragement at Auburn. And...
Okay, I have a confession: I may have gotten a little misty-eyed after Saturday’s loss to Clemson. Actually, by the time the clock hit 00:00, I was mostly numb. But when Auburn started its last...
Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find an appropriate Auburn gameday dress in Tuscaloosa? Sure, I could go home before the first game (Did I mention how lucky I am to be from Auburn?),...
Undercover Barner is a regular column of observations by a life-long Auburn fan marooned in Tuscaloosa as she attends law school at The University of Alabama.