Football season is finally over. Never thought I'd say that.

In this week’s UCB, I do my best to avoid taking cheap shots at Alabama fans while still making the point that they are impossible to argue with. Also, I’m fully aware of the proper use of "you’re." Read on.

I told y'all last week I was amenable to posting YouTube videos in lieu of meaningful commentary. Just to show you I'm a lady of my word, this week's Undercover Barner is a little bit of a cop out.

I doubt you'll find an insult to hurl at us that will even have any effect. We're basically bulletproof.

With that fun loss to A&M, I am now reasonably certain that we are all on the same miserable page: It's bad. Really bad. I don't want to talk about it anymore bad. So let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming: making fun of Bammers.

I don't want to talk about Vandy so let's talk about how adorable I used to be.

We survived the 70s, right? So, we can survive anything. This week's Undercover Barner revisits those magical feelings only the Hogs can bring out in Auburn fans.

This week, I break down a few of the other matchups during Auburn's bye week with scientific exactness the likes of which this world has never seen. Actually, I don't do that at all. But I do make fun of Bammers who smell, so there's that.

Logic be damned, wearing that lucky underwear is vital to your team's performance.

Note: When I started this column, I had no idea we’d be going through such an identity crisis as a fanbase this season. We don't know what we're feeling most of the time. My immediate instinct is...