From the home office in Atlanta, Georgia, today's Top Ten reasons why Alabama is back yet again:
10) Red Elephant Club cancelling all hotel reservations in Shreveport...
9) Snake Stabler off probation and sauce; back in the booth...
8) Scapegoat Shula and dead horse no longer around to beat...
7) Tide back in Atlanta, albeit not for the SEC CG nor recruiting trips...
6) The Houndstooth Twins with yet more front-row seats...
5) Collette Connell hired temp-to-perm to shuttle Saban family to airport and back...
4) Team arrests now limited to 2nd stringers and B felonies...
3) Sarah Jessica Parker Wilson letting hair grow out until Auburn is beat...
2) Saban hocks soul to Huizenga Devil for ability to finish a season...
And the number one reason Bama is back yet again:
1) Sports Illustrated curse exorcised for Madden curse instead...