We interrupt this year's annual telling of the Alabama National Titles fairy taleto move to a more modern version for those Bammers out there who don't read at an 8th grade level and/or have a short attention span. I'm not sure who did this, but it stays mostly true to the telling that we've enjoyed in the Auburn family for so many years now. Like any good story or telling of the Aristocrats joke, the personal stamp of the deliverer is what makes it so special. And this person likes the Black Eyed Peas. Okay, I'm not really sure how that factors in, I might have selected some banjo instrumental, but enjoy it anyway!