On the 12th day of Christmas, the SEC gave to me:
TWELVE schools a plenty
ELEVEN assistants fired
TEN bowl invitations
NINE secondary violations
EIGHT badly called games
SEVEN top-ranked recruiting classes
SIX Slive warnings
FIVE LAST SECOND WINS...
FOUR Clock mismanagements
THREE Armed robbers
TWO Jimmy Sexton renegotiations
ONE Heisman trophy
And ZERO coaching changes for me...