From the home office in Atlanta, GA, today's Top 10 Reasons I Watched Dancing With the Stars last night:
10) College football withdrawal DTs make you go CRAZY...
9) Wanted to evaluate Tim Tebow's new waltz motion for myself...
8) Steve Spurrier to interview Erin Andrews for once mid-show...
7) Possible new celebrity couple: Kate Ocho-Birtho...
6) Draft combine coverage not nearly as energetic and with as many flashy costumes as I had hoped...
5) See Kate Gosselin's moves, she who birthed a whole offensive line, two tight-end set with a flanker to spare. On three. Break.
4) Put an end to the nasty Buzz Aldrin more agile than Joe Paterno rumors...
3) New celebrity judge: Pete Carroll, who danced his way off to the NFL at the end of last season...
2) Will Muschamp named as Wallflower-in-Waiting...
1) Tired of grainy video and peep-hole footage...