Trash Talk WAR!

I am so excited about the game and some of yall may have heard that my boss played football at Oregon back in the 60's so he is real excited too. He is leaving for the game and today was his last day at work. We have been talking trash for a solid month already and today I managed to get my last digs in before he headed out for the game. I gave him a care package in a paper sack with several items: a crying towel, some kleenex, like 3 packs of rolaids, earplugs, a blindfold, and a yellow and green pacifier. I told him these items and the paper sack were a sensory deprivation device, to be put on his head. I also gave him a sympathy card with a request not to fire me. The coup de grace was the trophy I presented to him, which was a toilet plunger (used) with a plastic duck toy on top that I wrote "Pac 10 Championship Trophy" on the handle. He got such a charge out of that he wanted to take pictures and everything. This is the most fun I think I've ever had around any game. Part of it is because living in the pacific northwest an Auburn fan is not someone people are often are in contact with, so I'm enjoying my "novelty." I may have gone a little wild with all this, but hey, when the hell will I ever get another chance to do this? I will try to post a pic of the "trophy" presentation when he emails it to me.

Since I did title this thread "Trash Talk WAR!" let's all have some fun and get each other riled! We're less than a week away now! GET FIRED UP!

We're all just trying to have a good time here. Don't be a jerk, and we won't have a problem with you. War Eagle!