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Undercover Barner: Bye Week Bliss

This week's Undercover Barner is abbreviated because the Undercover Barner herself didn't watch any football last weekend.

Lean with it, Roc with it.
Lean with it, Roc with it.
Spruce Derden-USA TODAY Sports

I have a confession to make: I didn't watch football last weekend. Not a down*.

You see, today is my birthday. It's also my mom's fourth chemo treatment (2/3 done now!). Because we aren't able to be together today, I spent the weekend in Opelika, celebrating my 27th birthday with margaritas and movie nights. Consequently, I didn't get around to watching football.

So in lieu of any meaningful sports commentary, I've aggregated my favorite GIFs for your** enjoyment:

Me, every time I don't get called on when I didn't read.

UM

LOL at Bryce Harper.

Bryce

This one time Prince Fielder hit a triple. Have you ever seen legs move like that?

PF

The moment you realize you left your phone with that one nosy friend.

cd

Sammie does not have time for your nonsense.

SC

Is this the single best image from all of 2011?

bama

And this is the single greatest image of 2013***.

Coach O

There's a surprising dearth of Mighty Ducks GIFs. Nevertheless DUCKS FLY TOGETHER.

MD

I'm not saying that Chuck is the best part of Space Jam, but I'm not not saying it either.

CB

It was an ongoing investigation.

CN

If you'll be n the Plains to watch the Tigers take on the Gamecocks, enjoy the sights, smells, and sounds of Auburn. I'll be with you in spirit. The pugs**** and I'll be cheering from Tuscaloosa with undefeated shirts and no shakers.

Until next time--War Eagle!

*I did steal a few glances at a restaurant but can we really call that Florida game football?

**And mine, too.

***2012 didn't happen.

****I dogsit the most adorable pugs. They're all secretly Auburn fans, but don't tell their owners!