Are you familiar with Ron Swanson? You should be. He's the awesome head of the Parks department on the NBC show Parks and Recreation. The final (abbreviated) season will begin in early 2015.
Arkansas: 45-21 Victory
San Jose State: 59-13 Victory, but not as clean as we wanted
Kansas State: 20-14 Victory, WE ESCAPED!
Louisiana Tech: 45-17 Victory, again just not the fun we expected.
LSU: 41-7 Victory. Always fun to do that to LSU
Mississippi State: 23-38 Loss. Pour me another.
South Carolina: 42-35 Victory. We came through, but it wasn't pretty.
Ole Miss: 35-31 Victory. Good win, but we didn't want it like that.
Texas A&M: 38-41 Loss. I was throwing things.
Georgia: 7-34 Loss. Losing to Georgia is hell. Especially like that.
Samford: 31-7 Victory. It was ok. Nothing special.
Alabama: 44-55 Loss. Many thought we'd get destroyed. The outcome sucked, but it could have been much worse.
Outback Bowl Announcement: We're playing Wisconsin! So we're going to a party, but we're not going to REALLY enjoy it.
The Will Muschamp Announcement: PARTY TIME EVERYWHERE YES PLEASE THANK YOU KTHXBYE.