SB Nation has put together a "Bull*** Draft Scouting Report Generator" for folks to develop their own goofy, made-up, pointless draft scouting report. Just like the real things! Click on the link above to check it out. We decided to have some fun with it here and put in members of our staff and see what came out!
Well yeah, I can be too nice at times, but wait, what? Milk a cougar!?!? I... I don't even want to know what that could possibly mean.
Yeah, well, law school can do that to your credit score, I've heard.
We don't have much practice at folding toilet paper. Throwing it? Hell yes.
Well we know he can read a playbook for sure. Have you seen our Xs and Os hub?
Hey, lawyers have to search for some strange things at times. Cut the man some slack.
I eat ketchup and raw onions on mine, so who am I to complain about anyone else's hot dog opinions?
Bad optometrist joke? Bad optometrist joke.
Blake tweets a lot. This is my TAKE.
Huh. Well I guess that only depends on where he's going!
A glass eye probably doesn't help in evaluations for a guy who writes about recruiting for us.
Wow, those scouts aren't even trying. Chihuahuas? Those big, beautiful pit bulls of hers and murph's are hardly chihuahuas! I hope the team that paid for this scouting report gets their money back!
Buttefeet? Pfffft, that man has impeccable footwork. Have you SEEN the man dance?!? He breaks down to some Taylor Swift like no one I've ever seen.