Monday Karaoke

So 12 of you liked last week’s article, and that’s all I need to press on through the deafening sadness of Auburn fandom. As we stare down the existential dread of another game week, let’s join together in song.

An old plastic cracked case

For an 2013 season dvd

In my Ikea dresser

I bought it in a happy time

In a time full of happy plans

To win more than 8 games

It wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

This team has a broken line

can’t block, can’t run or pass

They just fumble or punt

Gus used be good to me

Score points in the fifties

But now we can’t make it past ten

And it wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

Wears me out

We looked like the real thing

Stidham was like the real thing

Our broke plastic team

But I can’t help the feeling

Bruce Pearl’ll give me meaning

If I just turn this off

‘cuz it wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

It wears me out

But no coach can be who you wanted

No coach can be who you wanted

without a line

without a line

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