Arryn Siposs Named Starting Punter

With the news today that Aiden Marshall has decided to leave the team, it is now Arryn Siposs’ time to shine as Auburn’s field-position weapon of choice. This is an important development and we are all anxious to see how——-wait what is that music?

Eating on a fried food combo

On a crootin’ trail, head full of stars-o

I met a strange kicker, he made me nervous

He took me in and showed me highlight tapes

And he said

Im just another Aussie punter

With a big leg that makes thunder

See me too much, better take the Under

I just kick it, the other guys cover

Seeing him in Aussie rules tustles

He was six-foot-two and full of muscles

“Siposs do you speak-a my language?”

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

And he said

Im just another Aussie punter

With a big leg that makes thunder

See me too much, better take the Under

I just kick it, the other guys cover, yeah

Walking in the stadium Saturday

Starting punter, what’s left to say

I’ll say to Arryn “please don’t hurt me

Because Auburn already does that plenty!”

And he’ll say

Im just another Aussie punter (Oh yeah, yeah)

With a big leg that makes thunder

See me too much, better take the Under

I just kick it, the other guys cover