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BOOM! Roasted!! - Week Whatever (it’s Week 2)

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Something tells me that if you clicked on this, you need a laugh. I know I need something to laugh at to keep from crying, and probably when I do start laughing, I will be crying.

AAAAANYWHO, I have always thought, if Auburn is going to lose, let it be a night game. If they lose an 11 am game, I have all day to drink. If its at night, I will just want to go to bed and my liver is all the better for it. Thus was this week. So let’s dive in to the hilarity that was Week Whatever (Week 2 SEC)

PAGING LEON LETT

For all you youngz (Ryan), Leon Lett was a defensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys. During one of the Cowboys Super Bowl games with the Bills, Lett scooped a fumble and was Primetiming it to the endzone when Don Beebee came up from behind and knocked the ball out of his hands and through the endzone for a touchback.

One would think that this would end such practices from ever taking place again, BUT OH CONTRARE MONFRARE!!

LET’S GO (not so) LIVE TO WEST POINT!!

That’s a double taunt on Abilene Christian as, not only was he copying a previous ‘tail lights’ play, but also, he’s saying peace to our Armed Forces cadets! SHAME ON YOU! YOU KNOW ‘MERICA ALWAYS CHASES YOU DOWN!

From there we go to our very own back yard, Lexington, Kentucky where the Lane Train pulled in for a visit to Mark Stoops and the bluegrass boys.

This one to me is a bit funnier because he thought (and it damn sure looked like) he was gonna out run the defense. But at the last second a Rebel/Black Bear/Shark/Freshwaterer comes from behind to hog tie him! To make things even worse for Kentucky, Ole Miss nipped the Cats 42-41 in OT, as the dark horse SEC East champs are now 0-2.

YOU MUST BE SOUND IN THE KICKING…RECEIVING GAME!!

We’ve heard it since we were little kids, to win ball games, you must be sound in the kicking game. That’s all fine and good, but no one ever told me you needed to be sound in the Receiving game too!

Wow….if that doesn’t bring up this image in your head, you are college footballing wrong my friend.

Ahh, what a simpler time, when Florida was garbage and one more puzzle piece was back in its rightful place.

TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN! COM’ON!

Whether you want to admit it or not, Saturday was a huge day for upsets.

Texas lost, Oklahoma lost (AGAIN!), Pitt lost, Texas A&M had…whatever you want to call that…happen to them. And then there were two other losses that happened that we care about in this moment.

Tulsa, who we last saw having a very spirited pillow fight with Oklahoma State earlier this year, went up against the 11th ranked UCF Knights in Orlando. You have already surmised that yup, the Golden Hurricane drenched the Knights in the unenviable waters of a loss. However, it was the team’s twitter that kicked the last bit of dirt on the grave…

For context, UCF refers to Brighthouse Stadium as the ‘Bounce House’. Well played and a fantastic move Tulsa.

Also! So…Ok. Remember last week, when Moo State went and beat LSU like a drum and LSU continued to play man when it was OBVIOUS that they couldn’t keep up with the State receivers? Yeah? Well, Arkansas was watching too, and said, we ain’t doing that! AND DID THIS INSTEAD!

And that is their first SEC win in 2+ years folks! So congrats to the Hawgs and Sam Pittman. I mention the coach because HOT DAMN DID THEY MAKE SURE YOU KNEW WHO HE WAS!

BAM! THAT’S RIGHT! THEY WENT THERE! AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!

What did I miss? Anything? Feel free to mention it below!