Wednesdays with (Oscar) Whiskey: Interview with Bret Bielema!

Through various wheeling and dealing and other back channels I've managed to land an interview with Arkansas Razorbacks' Head Coach, Bret Bielema! I know you are all as excited as I am!

Oscar Whiskey: Coach Bielema, thanks for sitting down with me. I'll hurry this up and won't take much of your time.

OW: Ha! I knew you'd appreciate that joke, Coach. Anyway, you've faced a fairly tough transition period since taking over at Arkansas. Particularly going 0-8 in your first year in the Southeastern Conference. Things didn't get any easier for you and your team when the defending SEC Champions, Auburn Tigers, were announced as your first match up for the 2014 season. How did you prepare your team for this game?

OW: I see. Coach Bielema, you have already developed quite a reputation amongst Auburn Tiger fans in your brief time at Arkansas, any reaction to this?

OW: Coach, some Auburn fans think you are proving to be more of a distraction than an actual rival. Do you feel there is any truth to this or are you embracing the animosity?

OW: Okay...Coach, after Saturday, your Razorbacks are 0-1 and there does look to be some promise with your team. What do you think needs to be done to start adding checks in the win column?

OW: Coach, are you even listening to me?

OW: Coach, are you looking at the leaked pictures of nude celebrities in your sunglasses?

Eww, Coach.

Welp, that went about as well as to be expected. Stop by next week, same Whiskey time, same Whiskey channel, College and Magnolia dot com.